If the weather does not suit you, don’t come at all.
If you ever attend a meeting, find fault with the work of the officers, committees and all the members.
Never accept an office, because it is much easier to criticize than to do things.
Nevertheless, always get sore if you are not appointed on a committee, but if you are appointed, don’t attend any committee meetings.
If you are asked by the Board to give an opinion regarding some important matter, tell them that you have nothing to say. After the meeting, tell everyone how things should have been done.
Do nothing more than is absolutely necessary, but when other members roll up their sleeves and do it all, and then complain about how the group is run by a clique who does everything.
Hold back your dues as long as possible. Even better, don’t pay at all.